-My drivers side window got smashed in (i obviously did not do this to myself but it has happened since being in Portland)
-Flooded my bathroom
-slipped and fell (may have broken my toe)
-Consistently injure myself on the corners of things
-Started a grease fire in my kitchen, almost burned down my apartment building, which then resulted in small burns on my legs
-Electrocuted myself
This isn't an exhaustive list but it gives you an idea of what goes on in my life. Whether it's daily or weekly things aren't exactly normal but then again normal would be not fun whatsoever :)
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girl. i laughed. and then related. i broke something in my foot in an epic fall last week. the load of laundry i was carrying flew off into the woods and i was left mangled and crylaughing. i also find that the corners of things are my arch enemy. much love floating your way...
what i didn't mention was that my fall was while i was getting in the shower so not only did i fall but then i was just sitting in the bathtub crylaughing!!
haaaaaaahaahahaha. oh that's good!
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